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Quote #15644

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“No, I like it this way”

::fans her hand::

– Ms. E

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Quote #15643

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“What is the equation of the boundary of the graph of the inequality of two numbers that are of integers of…”

– Ms. E

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Quote #15642

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Equivelant inequalities are only equal if the inequality thingy multiplied by something equal to the equal of the inequality quantity multiplied by 2”

– Ms. E

Note: This is another approximation of what she said.  I tried writing it down, but she talked to fast for me to actually accurately write down the quote.

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Quote #15641

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Lets take a look at some sample problems on pg. 456”

– Ms. E

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Quote #15640

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Ten times that one is still the tens digit, when you talk about the actual value of a number”

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Quote #15639

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“18 more than that”

– Ms. E

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Quote #15638

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Ten you plus tea equals you plus tea and thats what happened at the Boston Coffee Party I went to last night at a restaurant called Shmoe Joe”

– Ms. E

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Quote #15637

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“30 tea equals the quantity of the poop that comes out of my mouth when I go to the bathroom”

– Ms. E

Note: I probably made up this quote, more or less, when I tried to write what she was saying, lost interest, then spun it off in this direction.

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Quote #15636

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Where is your w?”

– Ms. E

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Quote #15635

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“We have a motorboat with a 4-hour supply of gas. How far can we go from the marina in 5 minutes?”

– Ms. E

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Quote #15633

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“We’re gonna use the Addition/Subtraction method!”

– Ms. E

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Quote #15632

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Follow the operations! …please excuse my dear aunt sally”

– Ms. E

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Quote #15631

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“An equation that has products is an inverse operation. Products are good. Lotion is my favorite product”

– Ms. E

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Quote #15630

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“You may have to think ‘logically’ and see what happens”

– Ms. E

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Quote #15629

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“If you didn’t do the reducing, you take x, multiply it by 3, divide it by 2, multiply it by 16, then place your foot on your chin”

– Ms. E

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