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Quote #16815

January 29, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Written in the profile field “Computers:”

“This piece of poop in front of me”

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Quote #16814

January 29, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Written in the profile field “Computers:”

“peice of card board”

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Quote #16813

January 29, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Written in the profile field “Computers:”

“Nope. I poop too much to spend time on the computer.”

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Quote #16812

January 29, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Written in the profile field “Computers:”

“shut up u boot knocka”

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Quote #16811

January 29, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Written in the profile field “Computers:”

“some gay box”

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Quote #16810

January 29, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Written in the profile field “Computers:”

“iF You carE . . . YOu sCaRe me”

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Quote #16809

January 29, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Written in the profile field “Computers:”

“poop”

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Quote #16808

January 29, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Written in the profile field “Computers:”

“Hey…wuts slower than Gerbal Poop’s winkie growth?!”

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Quote #16807

January 29, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Written in the profile field “Computers:”

“I wanna own a spider monkey and make him wear a diaper so he can’t throw poop at me”

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Quote #16806

January 29, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Written in the profile field “Marital Status:”

“big weiner”

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Quote #16805

January 29, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Written in the profile field “Marital Status:”

“Pooping single”

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Quote #16804

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Written in the profile field “Marital Status:”

“Monkey Luv!!!!”

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Quote #16803

January 29, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Written in the profile field “Marital Status:”

“plural (opposite of single)”

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Quote #16802

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Written in the profile field “Marital Status:”

“hApPILy MArRIeD At ThE agE Of 13”

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Quote #16801

January 29, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Written in the profile field “Marital Status:”

“looking for the one on special!”

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