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Quote #17060

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“meteors don’t make good fertilizer”

– davepoobond

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Quote #17059

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“KICK AAAAAHHHH!!”

– davepoobond

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Quote #17058

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“ruuuuuuunn!!”

– davepoobond

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Quote #17057

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“heal da bitch!”

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Quote #17056

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“its all shat up”

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Quote #17055

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“I never thought about being gay until I read that play. Hey, that rhymes!”

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Quote #17054

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“ewww! I got chlorophyll on my pants!”

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Quote #17053

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

::burps::

::farts::

::yawns::

::sneezes::

“excuse me”

– davepoobond

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Quote #17052

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

::someone says “fuck” repeatedly 10 times at least::

“auch! My virgin ears!”

– davepoobond

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Quote #17051

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“I don’t trust having all of my proteins in one simple protein drink. I can’t trust anything that you usually can feel that is grounded up and put into a drink”

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Quote #17050

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“why burp and taste it when you can fart and taste it?”

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Quote #17049

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“‘I have no idea what iridescent means Mr. Wimplespoon!’ said the child.”

– davepoobond

Under it, Mr. Dork says: “Make sure you know, Mr. Poobond!”

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Quote #17048

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“The stealth airplane had given a weak signal to the radar guys”

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Quote #17047

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“I am compelled to get a new computer, my computer is so old”

– davepoobond

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Quote #17046

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“The stout little gopher had eaten the dead gerbil, hamster, rat, mouse, and beaver because of a dare made by another gopher buddy”

– davepoobond

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