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(F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Joke #17527

February 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Which dogs come from Spain?

A: Cocker Spaniards!

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(F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Joke #17526

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Q: What American City is least popular with our animal friends?

A: Fleadelphia!

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(F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Joke #17525

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Q: What famous waterway is visited by many dogs?

A: The Panama Kennel!

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(F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Joke #17524

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Q: Where do dogs love to go on vacation?

A: Kenneltucky!

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(F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Joke #17523

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Q: What country do dogs love to visit?

A: Mongrolia!

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Jokes

Joke #17522

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“What’s wrong, son?” asks Eddie’s father.

“I lost my puppy,” sobs Eddie.

“Don’t cry,” says the concerned father.  “We’ll get your dog back.  We’ll put an ad in the paper.”

“That won’t do any good,” wails Eddie.  “The dog can’t read!”

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(F) Conversational Joke, Jokes

Joke #17521

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DOG: “I want to sell this dog bone!”

AD REPRESENTATIVE: “Bones are listed in the calcified ads!”

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(F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Joke #17520

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Q: Which pet is seen most often on TV?

A: Rabbit (ears)!

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(F) Conversational Joke, Jokes

Joke #17519

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1ST RABBIT: “Guess who’s flying in today… Amelia Harehart!”

2nd RABBIT: “I know… She’s landing at O’HARE international HAREPORT!”

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Joke #17518

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JENNIE: “It’s really raining cats and dogs!”

JANIE: “I know — I just stepped in a poodle!”

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The Squackle Quiz

Dogs and cats are our most popular…

February 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Dogs and cats are our most popular pets because:

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Lists

Top Dog and Cat Movies

February 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

The Love Pug

The Gr-r-reat Gatsby

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kit

Cur-age of Lassie

Heel-o Dolly

Fangenstein

Cur-eature form the Black Lagoon

The Pet and the Pendulum

The Invisible Manx

The French Poodle Connection

Cat Ballou

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(F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Joke #17515

February 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What superhero is Catland’s favorite?

A: Catman, of course!

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(F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Joke #17514

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Q: Who is one cool cat at Christmas?

A: Santa Claws!

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(F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Joke #17513

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Q: What American statesman is the all-time canine favorite?

A: Benji-min Franklin!

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