Q: How can you tell if your cat can count?
A: Ask it what one minus one is, then see if the cat says nothing!
Joke #17593
Q: Can anything be smarter than a cat that can count?
A: Yes, a spelling bee!
Joke #17592
GUY: “What? Only two dogs in this whole town?”
DOG OWNER: “Yes… It’s a city of two tails!”
Joke #17591
Q: When is a dog’s tail not a dog’s tail?
A: When it’s a waggin’ (a wagon)!
Joke #17590
Q: What animal has the head of a cat, the tail of a cat, and the ways of a cat, but isn’t a cat?
A: A kitten!
Joke #17589
Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One means “pause at the end of a clause”; the other means “claws at the end of paws”!
Joke #17588
Q: What’s the difference between Coca-Cola and a cat washing itself?
A: One is the pause that refreshes; the other refreshes its paws!
Joke #17587
“Doctor, Doctor you’ve got to help my brother! He thinks he’s a dog!”
“How long has this been going on?”
“Ever since he was a pup!”
Joke #17586
Q: What do dogs have in common with trees?
A: Bark!
Joke #17585
Q: What did the cat get who played all night under the Christmas tree?
A: A fir coat!
Joke #17584
Q: What did I do when a ferocious, 200-pound Persian cat came charging at me?
A: I-ran!
Joke #17583
Q: What did Fido do when he won first prize at the dog show?
A: He took a bow-wow!
Joke #17582
Q: What kind of a cat writes book after book?
A: A cat-o-nine “tales”!
Joke #17581
Q: What do you call a gossipy cat or dog?
A: A tail-bearer!
Joke #17580
Q: What kind of turtle can you never trust?
A: A turtle-tale!