Q: What is the highest award a cat can earn?
A: The Purr-litzer Prize!
Joke #17608
CAT: “What’s the title of that book?”
OTHER CAT: “That Certain Feline“
Joke #17607
Q: Can two three-month-old dogs fall for each other?
A: Sure, but it’s puppy love!
Joke #17606
Q: Where do dogs like to keep their cars?
A: In a barking lot!
Joke #17605
GUY: “Is your dog on that back Buick?”
OTHER GUY: “No, he’s on the front Porsche!”
Joke #17604
Q: Can a cat have puppy love?
A: Sure, if it’s a kitten that’s smitten!
Joke #17603
Q: Where do you find toy poodles?
A: In a toy store — where else?
Joke #17602
Q: What food sounds like a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed cat in the morning?
A: Cats-up!
Joke #17601
Q: What happens to a young cat who goes on Weight Watchers?
A: She becomes pussy-willowy!
Joke #17600
Q: Which car do our feline friends like best?
A: Cat-illacs.
Joke #17599
Have you ever seen a
catfish?
catnap?
catnip?
catsup?
Joke #17598
Q: What do you call your singing cat?
A: Purrl Bailey!
Joke #17597
Q: Which cats love popular music?
A: Cool cats!
Joke #17596
Q: How do you see a very tiny cat’s face?
A: With a MUGnifying glass!
Joke #17595
Q: If a fat cat is a flabby tabby, what’s a very small cat?
A: An itty bitty kitty!