Q: Which famous mystery writer is named after a Kentucky Fried Chicken recipe?
A: Agatha Crispy!
Joke #17774
Q: What happened to the race car driver who went on a diet?
A: He cracked up — it was a “crash” diet!
Joke #17773
Q: What happened at the hamburger joint when the workers went on strike?
A: Things came to a grinding halt!
Joke #17772
Q: What other days are appreciated in Foodland?
A: Munchday, Chewsday, and Thirstday!
Joke #17771
Q: What are the best days of the week in Foodland?
A: Fry-day and Sundae!
Joke #17770
Q: Would octopus make a good fast food?
A: You must be squidding!
Joke #17769
Q: What do they call it when two seeded bagels at Bagel Nosh decide to go steady?
A: Poppy love!
Joke #17768
Q: What was the royal scandal in Fast Foodland?
A: When Dairy Queen left Burger King for Sir Loin!
Joke #17767
Q: Why did McDonald’s get angry at the new fast food chain?
A: Their slogan was, “You deserve a steak today”!
Joke #17766
Q: What did the famous Indian fighter call his fast food ice cream chain?
A: Custard’s Last Stand!
Foodland’s Music Groups & Stars
The Grapeful Dead
The Peach Boys
Hall and Oatesmeal
Chopstyx
Berry Manilow
Jackson Brownie
The Bean Gees
Fleetwood Macintosh
Bread Zeppelin
Joke #17764
Diner: “Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?”
Waiter: “Looks like the backstroke, sir!”
Joke #17763
Diner: “How do you say eat in French?”
Waitress: “Eat in French!”
Joke #17762
Diner: “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse.”
Waitress: “Then you certainly came to the right place.”
Joke #17761
Q: Why wouldn’t you buy a used car from a fresh fruit dealer?
A: You might end up with a lemon!