Q: What kind of snakes are useful in rainstorms?
A: Windshield vipers.
Joke #18046
Q: Where does the king of the boa constrictors stay when he’s in Las Vegas?
A: Squeezer’s (Caesar’s) Palace.
Joke #18045
Q: What would you get if you crossed linguine with a boa constrictor?
A: Spaghetti that winds itself.
Joke #18044
Q: What did the garden snake say to his wife?
A: “I wear the plants in the family.”
Joke #18043
Q: What do you take for snakebite?
A: Anti-hiss-tamines.
Joke #18042
Q: What do country western snakes wear?
A: Venom (denim) jackets.
Joke #18041
JASON: “I finally found the rattle in my car.”
MASON: “I’m glad to hear it.”
JASON: “I’m not — it was attached to a snake.”
Joke #18040
Q: What would you get if you crossed a tramp with a cow?
A: A bum steer.
Joke #18039
Q: What is the golden rule for cows?
A: “Do unto udders…”
Joke #18038
Q: Why is it so tough to make cows laugh?
A: Because they herd (heard) all the good ones.
Joke #18037
Q: What do you call the winner of a barnyard beauty contest?
A: The Dairy Queen
Joke #18036
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Pasture.
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime, isn’t it?
Joke #18035
Q: What did the mule say to the sheep?
A: “I get a kick out of ewe.”
Joke #18034
Q: What did one mule say to the other?
A: “I get a kick out of you.”
Joke #18033
Q: Who did the little girl horse fall in love with?
A: The bay (boy) next door.