Kids in my school are really lazy. They’re so lazy their school bus has bunk beds.
Joke #18171
Kids in my school are really lazy. They’re so lazy their favorite game is Hide and Sleep.
Joke #18170
Q: Why did the teacher send the chicken to the principal’s office?
A: Because it kept pecking on the other kids.
Joke #18169
Q: How do librarians talk?
A: They speak volumes.
Joke #18168
Q: What would you get if you crossed a librarian with a race car driver?
A: A speed reader.
Joke #18167
Q: What would you get if you crossed a bookmobile with a fire engine?
A: A book (hook) and ladder truck.
Joke #18166
Upon returning from a field trip to the zoo, the principal asked Miss Dickinson how she enjoyed the outing.
“Oh, it was horrible,” said Miss Dickinson. “The snakes stuck their tongues out and the monkeys kept making faces.”
“Well, you know what they say,” replied the principal. “Boas will be boas, and gorillas will be gorillas.”
Joke #18165
Q: What do you call assignments from a Chinese cooking class?
A: Home-wok.
Joke #18164
No matter what happened in the classroom, Mrs. McGilicuddy was the kind of teacher who never got upset.
One day a 747 crash-landed in the classroom and she said, “Who threw that?”
Joke #18163
TEACHER: “How can you do so many stupid things in one day?”
ANDREW: “I get up early.”
Joke #18162
Q: Why did the autumn leaves have to stay after school?
A: Because they missed the gust.
Joke #18161
Q: Why did the snake have to stay after school?
A: Because he hissed the bus.
Joke #18160
Q: Why did the elephant have to stay after school?
A: Because he missed the bus.
Joke #18159
STAN: “My nickname is Scissors.”
DAN: “Because you’re so sharp?”
STAN: “No, because I always cut class.”
Joke #18158
TEACHER: “Why did you copy Larry’s test?”
SEYMOUR: “What gave me away?”
TEACHER: “His name on your paper.”