When the lease on his apartment ran out, Mr. Hardy called the “Poltergeist Moving Company.”
After waiting three days, however, no one showed up.
“When are you leaving?” asked the landlord anxiously.
“When the spirit moves me,” replied Mr. Hardy.
Joke #18277
CANNIBAL TEACHER: “Why should hands be washed before eating?”
CANNIBAL STUDENT: “Who wants to eat dirty hands?”
Joke #18276
Q: Who were the first monsters to fly?
A: The Fright Brothers.
Joke #18275
Q: Why did Dr. Jekyll cry when he fell?
A: He skinned his Hyde.
Joke #18274
Q: What would you get if you crossed a farmer with a zombie?
A: Someone who raises the dead.
Joke #18273
Q: What would you get if you crossed a zombie with a clown?
A: Someone who dies laughing.
Joke #18272
A ghostbuster went into a haunted house to take pictures of a poltergeist.
Spotting the spirit posing at the top of the stairs, he clicked away until the entire roll was finished. Later, when he had the film developed, all the pictures were underexposed. What happened to the photographs?
The spirit was willing, but the flash was weak.
Joke #18271
Q: Why was the ghost happy at the wedding reception?
A: She caught the boo-quet.
Joke #18270
Q: What do ghosts do around a campfire?
A: They tell scary people stories.
Joke #18269
JUNIOR CANNIBAL: “What’s for dinner?”
MOTHER CANNIBAL: “We’re having company.”
Joke #18268
Q: Why did the man look for buried treasure in the dragon’s cave?
A: He was seeking flame and fortune.
Joke #18267
Q: What did the dragon say to the gallant knight?
A: “You slay me.”
Joke #18266
Q: What did the mad scientist say to Igor when he dropped the bottle of gray matter?
A: “You scatterbrain!”
Joke #18265
Q: What rock band do skeletons listen to?
A: The Rolling Bones.
Joke #18264
Q: Why was the Invisible Man heartbroken?
A: Because his girlfriend told him she couldn’t see him anymore.