Q: What would you get if you crossed a pig with a tree?
A: A pork-u-pine.
Joke #18382
Q: What kind of tree keeps you warm?
A: A fur (fir) tree.
Joke #18381
Q: Why don’t trees go on trips?
A: Because they’re afraid to leaf home.
Joke #18380
Q: What has a nice trunk, but never goes on a trip?
A: A tree.
Joke #18379
Q: What kind of dance lessons are offered at shopping malls?
A: Mallroom dancing.
Joke #18378
Q: What kind of fight breaks out in a shopping center?
A: A free-for-mall.
Joke #18377
Q: What do prison wardens’ kids play with?
A: Cell blocks.
Joke #18376
Q: What do psychics’ kids play with?
A: Mental blocks.
Joke #18375
Q: What do novelists’ kids play with?
A: Writers’ blocks.
Joke #18374
Q: What do construction workers’ kids play with?
A: Building blocks.
Joke #18373
Q: What do butchers’ kids play with?
A: Chopping blocks.
Joke #18372
Q: What do architects’ kids play with?
A: City blocks.
Joke #18371
Q: What would you get if you crossed a hillbilly with Santa Claus?
A: A ho-ho-ho down.
Joke #18370
Q: How can you recognize a hothead?
A: By his sideburns.
Joke #18369
Q: What did one torpedo say to the other torpedo?
A: “Are you sinking what I’m sinking?”