Q: What’s the difference between a racist and a regular person?
A: The regular person already has some sense in him/her!
Joke #21439
Q: Why does the KKK no longer exist?
A: Because this is America and America rules!!!
Joke #21438
Q: What happens when a KKK member goes to an NAACP meeting?
A: I dunno, but he ain’t comin’ back!
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Quote #21436
::Girl talks about her soda preferences with her friend::
Girl: “I’m a Coke kid myself.”
davepoobond: “Oh, I was a heroin baby myself.”
::Girl’s friend laughs and Girl scoffs, obviously offended::
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Quote #21434
::Girl is holding a large bottle of water::
“This is the National Whatever Drink of The Baseball!”
– a customer at davepoobond’s job
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Joke #21429
Q: Why did no one take Chemistry at high school?
A: Because it’s so frickin boring.
Joke #21428
Q: When is it time to get a driver’s license?
A: When you feel incredibly jealous of everyone that has one.
Joke #21427
Q: When is it time to reconsider what you do with your wealth?
A: When you spend $400 on escargot at a fancy French restaurant.
Joke #21426
Q: What’s the difference between a KKK member and a teenager?
A: The KKK member hates people for no reason!