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corrondile

August 9, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

corrondile – v. to lift a toilet seat off of a toilet using only a mechanical pencil and a box of kleenex.

Ex. Why don’t you go corrondile in your mom’s bathroom?

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corrondileKleenextoiletpencilverb
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corn poop

August 9, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

corn poop – n. (Self-explanatory).  Poop that looks like corn.

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corn

August 9, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

corn – n. a reptile, related to the panda bear

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reptilepanda bearcornnoun
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corbcock

August 9, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

corbcock – n. a narrow and U-shaped penis. lick my balls.

Ex. I hate my corbcock.

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coplima

August 9, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

coplima – n. a cop that likes lima beans

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coplimapolicefoodnoun
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copenintion

August 9, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

copenintion – n. the art of large-scale meatloaf demolition

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coortnee

August 9, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

coortnee – v. to drive 200 mph on regular streets

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coortneestreetcarverb
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cooney

August 9, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

cooney – n. a funny smell, like a poignant gas.

Ex. He released a cooney smell from his under arm.

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cooneygasnoun
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cookie

August 9, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

cookie – n. a game consisting of at least 8 guys that jack off to see who’s jizz gets the closest to the cookie. The guy who gets the closest to the cookie must eat it.

Ex. John and his friends played a game of cookie.

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cookiesemensex activitynoun
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cookanbac

August 9, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

cookanbac – n. the ability to serve burgers whilst bent over backwards.

Ex. The new waitress was hired due to her cookanbac.

cookanbac – v. to throw a dog in a river that the dog has previously waded in but now would rather not.

Ex. LIKE OMG he just cookanbacked Lassie~!

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coohl

August 9, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

coohl (coo-hul) – n. something that other people think is cool but you don’t so you say that it’s “coohl”

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coohlcoolnoun
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coo

August 9, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

coo – n. the most common nervous habit of older southerners

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coonoun
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convo

August 9, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

convo – Contraction. contraction for “conversation”

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conven

August 9, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

conven – n. a semi truck full of people dancing around food, each holding loaves of bread, waving them around and having a “good time”

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convensemi truckfoodbreadnoun
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continie

August 9, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

continie – v. to throw a mine like a frisbee

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