fartometer – n. a measuring device that records the frequency of farts
;} 8-10 waste gas emissions per day is considered normal for human farters
fartology
fartology – n. the study of farts
fartography
fartography – n. a social science devoted to studying the quaint habits of human farters
;} to take a picture by farting
fartogast
fartogast – n. anyone who releases ill-wind without permission of his co-workers
fart offender
fart offender – n. an unrepentant discharger of waste gas
fartnoid
fartnoid – n. a computer consultant with severe gastro-intestinal problems
fart naturae
fart naturae – n. anyone who keeps hogs as pets
fart-minded
fart-minded – adj. descriptive of a socially-conscious and politically-correct fart
Fart McMurray
Fart McMurray – n. an uncouth, ragged and oily smelling fart
fart majeure
fart majeure – n. a toxic-level fart
fart mail
fart mail – n. X-rated virus messages that appear on your computer screen when you least expect it
fart magnum
fart magnum – n. an old fart with a penile implant
fartly
fartly – n. the swagger of an extra-large fart
fartling
fartling – n. an undetected or surreptitious fart
fartless
fartless – n. the goal of the 12-step recovery program for flatus perpetrators