sinker – n. a turd that doesn’t float
simp
simp – v. to balance on pencils
Silver Ring of Algebraic Justice
Silver Ring of Algebraic Justice – n. a special type of rolled up piece of Algebra homework in which it can slide over one of your fingers. With the Silver Ring of Algebraic Justice, you are empowered with all the equations in Algebra/Algebra 2 to fight off the evil math teachers who assign you homework.
sijo
sijo – n. an absence deadline
siin
siin – n. a huge pile of note cards with stuff written on each card
siht
siht – v. to kayak in millions of light bulbs
sihjo
sihjo – v. to spray hairspray in your eye
sick cunt
sick cunt – n. another way to say “cool dude”
sias
sias – n. a magazine or newspaper that consists only of vacuum cleaner ads
shway
shway – adj. basically means cool. Used in the future.
shwank
shwank – n. another word for penis.
Ex. Please touch my shwank.
shus
shus – v. to comb giant fluffy bunny hair
shuntion
shuntion – n. the act of a shunning
shuloff
shuloff – adj. to be fruit flavored
shuffor
shuffor – v. to pull a package of Chex Mix out of your ass