soup – n. a liquidy food which is good when filled with veggies
SOS
SOS – Acronym. stands for “SAVE OUR SILVERWARE.” Commonly used in cruise ship kitchens when the idiot chef sets his wooden spoon on fire.
sorrymotherfucker
sorrymotherfucker – n. my dad, who was just like Archie Bunker
sorority bitch
sorority bitch – n. this is a rich white girl with blonde hair and a brand new Mitsubishi 3000 GT. The stupid bitch looks good, but she’s in college and can’t spell her own name. She’s the girl sucking a big black dick on the internet. She and her parents need to be shot.
sorkin
sorkin – n. a towel on a toaster
sorgenfrey
sorgenfrey – v. to put trash into a Kleenex box while there’s still Kleenex in it
sopathe
sopathe – n. soap paste
sookiem
sookiem – v. to blast someone’s jewels off
sook
sook – n. a long toenail that needs trimming. Not pronounced “oo” but more like a short “u”.
Ex. Ralph has a sook, because when Ralph took off his shoe you could see that his sooks had worn a hole in his sock.
sonntag
sonntag – n. the section of Love Handles from the 4th line and above <see Love Handle>
sonicap
sonicap – n. a cap that makes sound
soncote
soncote – adj. to be an English teacher
sonacb
sonacb – v. to stroke a light bulb
somnambula
somnambula – v. to sleep under false intentions
solomon
solomon – n. a man from Jamaica who plays by himself in a band