Q: How do you kow a blonde is having a bad day?
A: She can’t find her pencil and her tampon is behind her ear
Joke #5286
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in a handicap zone.
Joke #5285
Q: What did the blonde say to her dad when she opened the box of Cheerios?
A: “Look daddy, donut seeds!”
Joke #5284
Q: Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
A: The blonde – she’s eighteen.
Joke #5283
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: If you slap a mosquito, it’ll stop sucking.
Joke #5282
Q: Why did the blonde climb the glass fence?
A: To see what was on the other side
Joke #5281
Q: Why dont blondes go water skiing?
A: They lay down as soon as their crotches get wet
Joke #5280
A blonde is going on vacation, and she’s lookin’ for more money to give her that’s how stupid she is. You know why she is blonde? Because her boyfriend is Blonde too. Damn blonde……………..
Joke #5279
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair color?
A: It matches their moustache
Joke #5278
Q: What do you call a blonde with one brain cell?
A: Gifted
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant
Joke #5277
A blonde is going on vacation, and she’s lookin’ for a little extra money.
She knocks on her nieghbor’s door and and asks if there are any odd-end jobs she could do.
He was like you know actually my porch needs to get painted. She looks at it and says ok I’ll do it for $50 bucks.
He was like whoa that’s a great deal, you can go ahead and get started, paints in the shed.
The man comes back out in a couple hours and sees that there is no paint on the porch. The blonde is walking up the sidewalk as he is about to protest about the porch.
As she nonchalantly says, ” I put on two coats because there was extra paint. Ohh and it’s not a Porsche… It’s a Lexus.”
Joke #5276
Q: Why was the blonde’s bellybutton sore?
A: Cause her boyfriend was blonde too!
Joke #5275
Q: A smart blonde and a dumb blonde jumped off the empire state building. Who landed 1st?
A: The dumb blonde, smart ones dont exsist!
Joke #5274
There is a brunette, redhead, and a blonde being held captive and they are going to be executed. They bring out the brunette and say, “Any last words?” She replied, “No.” The guys with the guns said, “Ready aim…”
“TORNADO,” yells the brunette. Everyone ducked and she ran away. Then they bring out the redhead. “Any last words?” they asked. “No,” she replied. “Ready aim…”
“EARTHQUAKE,” yelled the redhead. They all ducked and she ran away. Lastly, they bring out the blonde. “Any last words?” asked the firing squad. “No,” the blonde said. “Ready aim…..”
And the blonde screams, “FIRE!!!!!!”
Joke #5273
There’s this blonde who walks into a convenience store. She picks up a thermos and asks the clerk, “What is this thing?” The clerk responds, “It’s a thermos. It keeps hot htings hot and cold things cold.”
“Neat,” says the blonde and buys the thermos. The next day she goes to work with her new thermos. A co-worker asks her, “I like your new thermos. What do you have in it?” She proudly says, “Two cups of coffee and a popsicle.”