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Joke #5277

A blonde is going on vacation, and she’s lookin’ for a little extra money.

She knocks on her nieghbor’s door and and asks if there are any odd-end jobs she could do.

He was like you know actually my porch needs to get painted. She looks at it and says ok I’ll do it for $50 bucks.

He was like whoa that’s a great deal, you can go ahead and get started, paints in the shed.

The man comes back out in a couple hours and sees that there is no paint on the porch. The blonde is walking up the sidewalk as he is about to protest about the porch.

As she nonchalantly says, ” I put on two coats because there was extra paint. Ohh and it’s not a Porsche… It’s a Lexus.”