“P.S.- I DONT DRIVE A CHEVY…IT’S MY NICKNAME.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Category Archives: Quotes
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
Quote #23478
“i am doing my master and being an interpreter at the same time.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23466
“What if the stories I wrote came true? Know what I’d write? I’d write a story about a boy whose stories came true. Actually, that’s what this story is about. Think it will come true? Am I confusing you yet?”
– RL Stine
Quote #23465
“This may be the coldest book I ever wrote. It’s all snow and ice and freezing winds. It was very different to write — mainly because it’s hard to type when you’re wearing mittens!”
– RL Stine
Quote #23464
“I think telephones are scary. You never know who’s on the other end of the line. So I decided to write about scary phone calls. If you like this book — please don’t call me!”
– RL Stine
Quote #23462
“This book started from something that ahppened in my family. My brother started thinking he was a chicken. We probably should have taken him to a doctor. But we needed the eggs!”
– RL Stine (from the book Goosebumps Chicken Chicken)
Quote #23459
“Mr. Pillips philosophy for writing well:
It is easier to edit than it is to create”
– Mr. Pillips
Quote #23458
“She gave me those wieners so that I could be a champion, and I’m not going to let her down now!”
– from the television
Quote #23449
“Wadda-wadda-what?”
– davepoobond
Quote #23434
“it velps tun wiuscles”
Quote #23433
“I has a lctct eveisy”
– from high school
Quote #23432
“it’s easy to burn up ana sives substuutial eversy”
– from high school
Quote #23429: A Stupid Note
“hey Roxie,
I still have your shirt in my backpack you have to remind me I had such a”
– on a note from high school
Quote #23424
Blind Bubba: elmoisfurry says that you suck. He told me to tell you.
davepoobond: He’s gay.
Quote #23423
“its is greater”
– from high school