“E=MC^2, where E = Beans, M = Stench, and C = the strength of a fart squared.”
– Boxtop11
Category Archives: Quotes
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
Quote #13873
“Poop gas, dump gas, turd gas, fart gas, shit gas, toot gas and so on all equal farts.”
– Boxtop11
Quote #13872
“You give a monkey’s fart a bad name.”
– Boxtop11
Quote #13871
“Hobby.. self inflicted insanity.”
– ZEN
Quote #13870
“The road to hell is paved with? Credit cards.”
– ZEN
Quote #13869
“Humans.. the only animals that cook.”
– ZEN
Quote #13868
“Chicken or the Egg? Dinosaurs layed eggs dumbass.”
– ZEN
Quote #13867
“Worry.. rehearsals before the disaster.”
– ZEN
Quote #13866
“Television.. chewing gum for the brain.”
– ZEN
Quote #13865
“Wind.. weather on the go.”
– ZEN
Quote #13862
“Grumpy as his name suggests was not a happy dwarf”
– from a book
Quote #13861
“Here are the results John 30 points Sam 50 points and Paul 20 points”
– from a book
Quote #13860
“Hey Paul Sam yelled who are you going to take to the dance”
– from a book
Quote #13859
“Let me out of the car its going too fast Susan said”
– from a book
Quote #13858
“Harry John and Phil went to Bob’s house”
– from a book