“wouldn’t it be cool if someone said ‘ahoy! there’s an Island’ they all talk like pirates!”
– Blind Bubba
Category Archives: Quotes
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
Quote #13923
“DAMNIT! I had the FUNIEST FUNNIEST FUNNNNNNNNNNNIEST CHAT ROOM THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND AS I WAS SENDING IT TO YOU AOL HAD AN ERROR GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!”
– Holmes
Quote #13922
“todays jokes are just the descendents of overused jokes”
– Holmes
Quote #13921
“Hi im santa claus! turn around and give me a hug!”
– Holmes
Quote #13920
“Santa Claus will get all north pole on your ass if you don’t be good”
– Holmes
Quote #13919
“Blah blah black sheep have you any wool?”
– Holmes
Quote #13918
“God made Elk, God made deer, God made N*SYNC a bunch of queers.”
– Holmes
Quote #13917
“gangster rap is in the dictionary!”
– Donkmaster
Quote #13916
“hey, that’s my fro”
– Donkmaster
Quote #13913
“I got you a crumb doughnut…hahaha brilliant”
::licks his fingers::
– Donkmaster
Quote #13911
“the only reason I’m not sitting on her is because she bit me”
– Donkmaster
Quote #13910
“I play the guitar and i’m obsessed with Metallica. I also wear tight pants and nikes. And once i even dressed up in a tutu and went to school in it!”
– Donkmaster
Quote #13909
“i feel like a million fire ants are biting at my skin! is that a bad sign?”
– Donkmaster
Quote #13908
“wanna see a butt? hehehehe!! here it is (_I_) hahahahahaha!!!”
– Donkmaster
Quote #13907
“ooga booga pizza hut”
– Donkmaster