“Squackle.com – The Site That Saved the World!”
– davepoobond
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
“Squackle.com – The Site That Saved the World!”
– davepoobond
“Squackle.com – Bitches Beware!”
– davepoobond
“Your life is less valuable than fifteen dollars in pennies.”
– davepoobond
“Momma said that weirdo ladies usually work in stripper clubs.”
– davepoobond
“Momma said that houses are only a fairy tale.”
– davepoobond
“Momma said that underwear store owners don’t make money, people steal their thongs, they make the most money on thongs, because they’re actually a food.”
– davepoobond
“You told me that kitties peepee in the sand!”
– davepoobond
“Momma said that towels are nature’s quicker picker upper… not dung beetles.”
– davepoobond
“What did momma tell ya about crack whores, son? Never pay over 2 dollars for them!”
– davepoobond
“Crack was daddy’s favorite candy.”
– davepoobond
“My friend told me she lost 7 pounds not doing anything. What a bitch!”
– some customer at davepoobond’s job.
“She’s from London, Europe.”
– Ashface
“Hardy rock & roll slam a fifth smoke a bowl for all those preps who think their cool think again ’cause STONERS RULE!”
– tok-a
“dont drink bleach.”
– mary
“*ouch!!! ur gonna need some ice cuz u just got burrrrrned!*”
– coke~n~chips