“Children in the dark cause accidents, Accidents in the dark cause children!”
– from the Internet
Category Archives: Quotes
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
Quote #14761
“Only good girls go to heaven & I wasn’t invited”
– from the Internet
Quote #14760
“God loves stupid people. That’s why he made so many.”
– from the Internet
Quote #14759
“Sex is like pringles, once you pop you can’t stop!”
– from the Internet
Quote #14758
“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.”
– from the Internet
Quote #14757
“Do you believe in love at first sight or do you need me to walk by you again?”
– from the Internet
Quote #14756
“God created men before women because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.”
– from the Internet
Quote #14755
“Lick it or stick it”
– from the Internet
Quote #14754
“Immortal toilet!”
– from the Internet
Quote #14753
“I would like a large cup of you”
– from the Internet
Quote #14752
“Bear… bearfucker, do you need assistance?!”
– Super Troopers (2001)
Quote #14751
“Bull Shit! You couldn’t pull me over, and even if you did I’d activate my car’s wings and I’d fly away.”
– Super Troopers (2001)
Quote #14750
“I am all that is man.”
– Super Troopers (2001)
Quote #14749
“Do I look like a cat to you? Do you see me jumpin’ around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Do I lick milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?!”
– Super Troopers (2001)
Quote #14748
“If you were my son, I would’ve smothered you in gravy by now.”
– Super Troopers (2001)