“As shallow as it might sound i am NOT into bears, cubs, chubs, daddies, grandpas,…..or anything in that nature.”
– from a (transsexual) girl’s dating profile
Category Archives: Quotes
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
Quote #23115
“One day I will find the one but it hasn’t happened yet so until then I’m doing me.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23114
“Heres the thing, im not dating ever again. period.
I hate dating.
I dont want to know about your mom.
I dont care about the baby eagle you rescued when you were 18.
I just want a steak, and to go home.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23112
“I have a strange fascination with beards and get weak in the knees when a man uses proper grammar.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23095
“Not a Barbie so don’t expect me to be perfect
I love to eat so I’m fat lmao
Just here to meet cool new ppl.
No pervs cus I ain’t givin no poosay u can skip my page negga”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23083
“These was on George’s Desk”
– written on a very old envelope at davepoobond’s job
Quote #23080
“I always do what I’m supposed to do. But clearly, I shouldn’t have been doing that.”
– davepoobond
Quote #23079
“You have to learn how to feel better!”
– a mother to her young daughter
Quote #23040
“We’re all Mexicans except for me.”
– The Normal Teenager
Quote #23026
“The moving ocean of people and lights gave the affect of a rustling army of darkness combating the unforeseen holy forces of light, because they’re in the light and this is a bad sentence.87”
– davepoobond
Quote #23025
“The last time I was incognito was when I had played Heads Up Seven Up in 4th grade. I said I didn’t chose someone that guessed me when I actually did.”
– davepoobond
Quote #23024
“An example of irony was the time when I was making a joke about the punctuational use of a period, but was taken as a joke about women.”
– davepoobond
Quote #23023
“My friends appeared gauche in my presence by talking in slang, and not keeping the right grammatical structures we learn so well in Miss Horny’s class.”
– davepoobond
Quote #23022
“The last epiphany I had was when I finally realized I had armpit hair in 8th grade. I had not noticed it beforehand.”
– davepoobond
Quote #23021
“To have orthography, you have to build up an actual care for having all of your words spelled write, and use sensefully in a grammatical stand point.”
– davepoobond