Poetry and songs. Funny and serious.
Dashing through the snow
I think I’m going to die
Over the hills we go
Bashing in the clouds
Ow ow ow!
Snow is turning green
I think its time to roar
And now the skis are right for them
They’re not broke anymore
O jingle bells
Brussel sprouts
3 more times
I said Batmobiles
Keep their wheels
And Joker stays with Batman, hey!
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
Over the snow I go
Getting stung by bees
DAMN! DAMN! DAMN DAMN
Bowser’s in the kitchen,
Yoshi’s in the hall,
Mario’s in the bathroom peeing on a wall
Jingle bells!
Monkey-butts smell!
Squirrels don’t lay eggs!
I know stuff and you dont so go the fuck away!
HEY!
We three kings that are bizarre
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar
It was lo-oa-ded
We explo–ho-ded
Scattering near and far
This song is popular in the Steward School 3rd Grade class of 2000-2001. Dashes & beats put in to show slowness.
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Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin layed an egg!
Mr. Freeze cut the cheese and blew us all away!
HEY!
Batman’s in the kitchen,
Robin’s in the hall,
Joker (or Riddler)’s in the bathroom
Peeing on the wall!
HEY!
Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin layed an egg!
Mis-ter freeze (beat)
cut the cheese (beat)
and blew (beat)
us all (beat)
a-way…HEY!!!
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
What the freaking heck?
Batmobile lost its wheel
So he hooked up with Beck
HOOOOKED UP WITH BECCCCCCCCCCK!!!
Driving on the highway,
Shooting cars with snow,
“Get of the road, jerk,” I say!
When the people blow!
Jingle bells, jingle bells lovely chrashing cars!
Oh what fun it is to ride and give all people SARS!
Pissing on the roof,
I love this thing I know,
Saying, “Whoff poff duff!
diddladiidddeli dow!”
Jingle bells, jingle bells lovely chrashing cars!
Oh what fun it is to ride and give all people SARS!
gibidadiduddidididuuuuu!
bombabadudididdaaaaa!
bommelummetrommelummeuuuu!
I think I kill santa!
Jingle bells, jingle bells lovely chrashing cars!
Oh what fun it is to ride and give all people SARS!
THE END!
Jingle bells
Fuck me this smells,
Like a rotten leg,
Father Christmas rooted his reinders
With his wooden leg, hey!
Jingle bells Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The Joker took it and made an omelette
Then came a comet
Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin laid an egg
The batmobile lost its wheel
and the joker got away, HEY!
(Repeat the previous verse twice)
Batman’s in the kitchen
Robins in the hall
Jokers in the bathroom
Peeing on the wall!
Stop Dissing Poor Popeye
He’s an innocent Sailor Man
His Spinach Maybe Marijuana
But He’s Popeye The Nice Sailorman
Oh yeah oh yeah
Jingle jingle
Shake your bootie
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Riding through the snow
In an armored car today,
To Arkham house he goes,
Laughing all the way.
Isley killed a plant,
Nigma failed a test,
All Bane did was rave and rant,
And so did all the rest.
Oh,
Jingle bells,
Clayface smells,
Penguin layed an egg.
Batman got the drop on them and
Put
Them
All away!
There was an old lady from France
who did an unusual dance
she slipped on the grass
and hurt her ass
that crazy old lady from france