Written in conjunction with miss lovable hyper lil mandy!
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where?
there!
there? why there? why not thar
cuz there is over there
but then there is over where?
but there
so where is there?
there is no there
but if there is no there
then are we nowhere?
sure
i’m a pumpkin
im a cat
i’m pumpkin pie
im a kitty pie
no wait!
cutie pie!
i’m poop
and im the digestive system!
ulcers ulcers, everywhere
This was from Chrono Cross on the PlayStation
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lah lalalalah!
I dont need a recipe book
because I’m the cook
who feeds the people gook!
Girls give table dances you just can’t miss
yet the hallways in the club stank like piss
Everyone wonders what the Rock is cooking
A fly flew into the pot when the Rock wasn’t looking
Mickey Mouse is gay and everyone chooses to kiss his butt
He’s been with Minnie for years and still ain’t bust a nut
You always see him with kids but, never condoms
and he has the nerve to call his place the “Magic Kingdom”
Kids flock to him only wanting fun
until he removed his head…It was Michael Jackson
The little kids ran away sad
MJ warned the kids when he said “I’m Bad”
Do you remember the time when we fell in love?
Now, you know why he only wears one glove.
Even though MJ seems kind…
Dont let him come up from behind!
I wouldn’t let him near a kid of mine
Should have know that man had troubles…
When he named his monkey…Bubbles
but MJ gets in the mood when he see’s his monkey, bubbles
thats when he goes to look for kids to play
and after looking all day
He gave me a check in which I deposit
I told what he really did in the Closet
He’s world famous and has trunks full of cash
yet, he spends his time chasing a little boy’s ass
neither can Bill when Monica is between his knees
I know Monica will never forget this….giving blowjobs in the Oral..err Oval Office
Deliver de letter.
De sooner de better.
De longer the letter,
De madder I getter!
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue..
My Cow is Dead…
Cause of you?
hello
does anyone like meat or cheese
PLATYPUS
uhh sorry
i like lima beans
LIMA BEANS
uhh sorry again
say uhh u all like-
MONKEYS
HELP AHHHHHHHHHH
*no monkeys, lima beans, or platypuses were harmed during the making of this product*
*this was brought to you by YouAreALoser Inc.*
Fake Italian…
Real slow
Soft Eats…
Warm Treats
We treat you wrong…
if we treat you at all, that is
So come on down
to the Super Sayian Grill
And have a very boring time
Watchin all my homies,
rollin down the street,
suckin on a fat blunt,
beatin on my meat.
Lets all hold handss,
and take a pooop,
cuz weeve been stuck here on the pot for way to loooong,
lets all hold hands,
and take that final poop that haunts us whilst we sleep,
woah,
I simply cant imagine pooping without poooooooop!
come all ye young sailors and listen to me!
ill sing you a song of the fish in the sea!
and blow ye winds westerly, westerly blow!
we’re bound to the south’ard so steady she goes!!
SHaNAYNaY! waka waka waka, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
that wee gets his own line, because he is special
Once there was a man from peru,
Who was dreaming of eating his shoe,
He woke with a fright,
In the middle of the night,
To find that his dream had come true.
Ice Cream Ice Cream
Oh how i love Ice cream.
I take my spoon
and smile like a bafoon.
I dip my spoon in,
letting the fun begin.
I swallow the sweet ice
making me feel so nice.
I dip the spoon another time,
eating like i commited a crime.
I eat silently, going faster and faster,
leaving the area around me an ice cream disaester!
Ice cream on my lips and all over my face…
eating ice cream like it was a race.
The cold solid touching my toungue,
I worry about my arteries; Thank god i’m young!
I should stop eating for god’s sake!
Thats when i started getting a headache.
My head felt as it was about to explode,
oh boy was that ice cream cold.
I rushed to the cabinet to get some tylenol
i felt like i was about to fall.
I took the medicine and felts better,
although my face was a lot redder.
My headache was really bad,
it was getting me mad.
My sister snook in to take a peek,
she let out a small yell: “Eeek!”
I kicked the carton of ice cream,
and it hit her in the face; she screamed.
Ice Cream Ice Cream
Oh how I hate Ice Cream.
My Belly Button is in a pop-out way.
I can sit there and look at it all day!
It’s big and full of grey lint..
that stuffs pretty good, it takes like mint.
If I squeeze my belly, it looks like a butt….
I showed it to my brothers…they kneed me in the gut…
I had pain for like the next 7 days
they bruised my belly button, the doctor says…
The doc put bandages over my belly
an he put cream that was really smelly…
My belly button was fine in a week
while my brothers kept calling me a geek
they said with the bandages I looked like a mummy
but they didn’t notice they were removed, what dummies…
So now I have my belly button back
and now I have lint for a snack!
If I had 3 wishes
It’d be superb-o-licious!
I’d wish for a car
that would bring me near and far.
Until it ran out of gas
that’d be a pain in the ass…
But I could fart in the gas tank
which would make it STANK
but it would run
like a bullet from a gun!
I’d wish for a door
just like the one at the dollar store.
I could slam into the door
and then do it more and more!
I could ram my head at a 100 miles an hour
but don’t worry about the door: it only cost a dollar…
My last wish would be
the wish that left me with glee…
I would wish for the best thing of all
and nothing you could buy at the mall…
my last and final wish would be…
that I could wish for more wishes: exactly 3!
My Poetry
is very good poetry
In the beginning
it looks like I’m winning
Then
at the end
it all falls apart
So I go and fart.