My Belly Button is in a pop-out way.
I can sit there and look at it all day!
It’s big and full of grey lint..
that stuffs pretty good, it takes like mint.
If I squeeze my belly, it looks like a butt….
I showed it to my brothers…they kneed me in the gut…
I had pain for like the next 7 days
they bruised my belly button, the doctor says…
The doc put bandages over my belly
an he put cream that was really smelly…
My belly button was fine in a week
while my brothers kept calling me a geek
they said with the bandages I looked like a mummy
but they didn’t notice they were removed, what dummies…
So now I have my belly button back
and now I have lint for a snack!