If I had 3 wishes
It’d be superb-o-licious!
I’d wish for a car
that would bring me near and far.
Until it ran out of gas
that’d be a pain in the ass…
But I could fart in the gas tank
which would make it STANK
but it would run
like a bullet from a gun!
I’d wish for a door
just like the one at the dollar store.
I could slam into the door
and then do it more and more!
I could ram my head at a 100 miles an hour
but don’t worry about the door: it only cost a dollar…
My last wish would be
the wish that left me with glee…
I would wish for the best thing of all
and nothing you could buy at the mall…
my last and final wish would be…
that I could wish for more wishes: exactly 3!