Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. That’s a hardware problem.
Category Archives: (C) Light Bulb Jokes
Joke #9241
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
Joke #7821
Q: How many vampires does it take t oput in a light bulb?
A: None. Vampires like the dark.
Joke #6515
Q: How many fleas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two.
Joke #5477
Q: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
Joke #5464
Q: How many elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Ninety, but only if it’s an Argon light.
Joke #5463
Q: How many Godzillas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: RAWWWWRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Joke #5291
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 500, 1 to hold the lightbulb and 499 to turn the house