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Category Archives: (C) Sports Jokes
Joke #12838
A successful basketball coach who was only six feet tall claimed that he could rate a player’s potential just by looking him in the eye. If he could look a player in the eye without stooping, he rated him poor. If he had to stand on his tiptoes to look him in the eye, he rated him fair. And if he had to use a stepladder to look him in the eye, he rated him good.
Joke #12837
Football player to his college coach: “I know I’m not too smart, coach, but can you stop the other guys from hiding my coloring books and crayons?”
Joke #12836
MRS. JONES: “Have you ever played golf before?”
MRS. SMITH: “Heck, no! I don’t even know how to hold the caddy.”
Joke #12835
GOLFER #1: “My wife said she’d divorce me if I don’t give up playing golf.”
GOLFER #2: “Wow! That’s tough. What did you do?”
GOLFER #1: “I haven’t missed an alimony payment or a golf game yet.”
Joke #12834
At a basketball game, a gal asked her boyfriend, “Jerry, what is that guy doing?”
He answered, “He’s dribbling.”
She looked shocked and said, “Someone should give him a hanky!”
Joke #12833
OVERHEARD: “When I was in college, I was on the football team, but the coach didn’t think much of my ability. I’ll never forget one rough game we played. Every player on my team got hurt except me. In the last quarter, with 3 minutes to go, our right tackle got hurt. I was sitting on the bench all by myself when the coach took a look over at me and said, ‘Kelly, get up and move aside. I’m sending the bench.'”
Joke #12832
The golf match to end all golf matches was played up in Heaven by St. Peter and St. Paul. St. Peter had the honor of the first tee and promptly made a hole in one.
St. Paul, undaunted, repeated the performance.
St. Peter marked the scores down dutifully on his card, then remarked, “What do you say, Paul? Let’s cut out the miracles and get down to business!”
Joke #12831
A man came home from the golf course and said to his wife, “I played in the 70’s today. I hope the temperature is like that tomorrow too.”
Joke #12830
“Did you hear about the pro track sprinter who was faster than a speeding bullet?”
“Yeah. The coach fired him.”
Joke #12828
A prize fighter doing road work with his manager one morning spotted a little girl jumping rope. He turned to his manager and asked, “Who’s she fighting?”
Joke #12827
Did you hear about the crumby baseball player who became a great bowler because he was an expert when it came to striking out?
Joke #12826
Old baseball players never have mental breakdowns. They just go a little batty.
Joke #12825
Caught in passing: “He’s such a bum fighter that yesterday he was shadow boxing and the shadow knocked him out!”
Joke #12824
People who think about bowling constantly are nothing but pinheads.