Q: What is the feline’s favorite baseball position?
A: Cat-cher!
Category Archives: (C) Sports Jokes
Joke #17558
Q: What Hall of Famer is popular among cats?
A: Mickey Mantle, the “soft” paw!
Joke #17557
Q: What baseball pitcher is a feline favorite?
A: Tom Seaver, of course!
Joke #17542
Q: Where can birds play professional baseball?
A: In the mynah leagues!
Joke #17512
Q: Who is Catland’s heavyweight boxing champ?
A: Muhammad Ali-cat!
Joke #17481
Q: What dog stands the best chance of winning the heavyweight title?
A: A boxer, of course!
Joke #13357
Q: Why did the fly play outfield?
A: To catch the fly balls.
Joke #13266
JACK: “I hate playing tennis with a sore loser.”
JIM: “Well, I’d rather play tennis with a sore loser than a good winner.”
Joke #13257
Q: A baseball team had 45 hits, but not one man crossed home plate. Why?
A: It was a girl’s baseball team.
Joke #13202
Q: What do you call a formal dance for the benefit of podiatry?
A: A football, naturally.
Joke #13106
The coach of the St. Joseph’s High School baseball team, who happened to be a priest, called time out and ran onto the field to have a talk with his pitcher, a boy named Morgan.
The umpire watched patiently while the priest had a lengthy discussion with his younger hurler. Finally, tired of waiting, the umpire stormed over to the coach. “What is this?” he said to the priest angrily. “A conference or the Sermon on the Mound?”
Joke #13104
FOOTBALL COACH: “Krumski, do you know what a pigskin is good for?”
KRUMSKI: “Sure, coach, it keeps the pig’s bones from falling apart.”
Joke #13100
A famous boxer visited the offices of a sports magazine and said to one of the editors, “Do you have any good pictures of me here?”
The editor asked, “What do you consider a good picture of yourself?”
The boxer replied, “One where I’m standing up.”
Joke #13098
Times have changed: Years ago, a professional baseball player sat on the bench studying the guys on the other team. Today, he sits on the bench studying the stock market reports.
Joke #13096
GOLFER: “Caddy, have you noticed any improvement since last month?”
CADDY: “You shined up your clubs, right?”