Q: Where do hockey players stay in New York?
A: Empire Skate Building
Category Archives: (C) Sports Jokes
Joke #17917
Q: What ancient Egyptian beauty queen wore spiked running shoes?
A: Cleats-o-patra.
Joke #17916
Q: What would you get if you crossed running shoes with matches?
A: Reeboks that burn up the road.
Joke #17913
Q: What’s round, flat, and makes a terrible racket?
A: Tennis the Menace.
Joke #17912
Q: Who wears a hat with bells and makes John McEnroe laugh?
A: Tennis Court Jester
Joke #17911
Q: Why do boxing announcers make good storytellers?
A: They give blow-by-blow accounts.
Joke #17910
Q: What do you hear when you cross a fighter with a telephone?
A: A boxing ring.
Joke #17909
Q: What do you get when you cross a boxer with orange juice?
A: Fruit punch.
Joke #17908
Q: What did the football coach say when he learned his piggy bank was stolen?
A: “I want my quarter back!”
Joke #17907
Q: What did the football coach say when the giant dropped the ball?
A: “Fe-fi-fo-fumble!”
Joke #17906
Q: Who lives in a church bell tower and plays football?
A: The halfback of Notre Dame
Joke #17905
Q: What vegetable has the highest batting average?
A: Veggie Jackson.
Joke #17904
Q: How did the mermaid convince the ballplayer to join her in the ocean?
A: She told him there were 20,000 leagues under the sea.
Joke #17903
Q: What’s the difference between a good sportsman and an umpire?
A: One plays by the rules, the other rules on the plays.
Joke #17902
Q: What do you call the player behind home plate on an all St. Bernard baseball team?
A: The dog catcher.