Q: How did the man with a metal pole stuck through his head feel after his brains started to ooze out on the floor?
A: He felt he was slipping.
Category Archives: (C) Sick Jokes
Joke #11215
Q: Why did the fleas flee the boy who never washed?
A: They were chased away by the lice.
Joke #11213
Q: How are rotting bodies like nature artists?
A: They eventually draw flies.
Joke #11211
Q: Why don’t leeches go after young children?
A: Because they will drink no blood before it’s time.
Joke #11210
Q: Why do gnats fly into your mouth at night?
A: Because it’s too dark to find your nostrils.
Joke #11208
Q: Why wouldn’t the cadaver see his friends after he started to decompose?
A: He felt like he was losing face.
Joke #11196
Q: Why do little kids love to eat paste for lunch?
A: It’s as tasty as the clay they had for snack time.
Joke #11194
Q: Why do kids love eating clay?
A: It’s good roughage and has less calories than mystery meat.
Joke #11193
Q: What do you call a tapeworm that sticks to kids no matter what they do?
A: A scotch tape.
Joke #11192
Q: Why are kids with rotten teeth more popular now?
A: Because with really rotten teeth, you don’t notice the body odor.
Joke #11191
Q: Why is it dangerous to sneeze on the plate of the guy next to you?
A: He’s still looking for somewhere to hide his chewing gum.
Joke #11190
Q: Why is it impolite to sneeze on one’s dinner plate?
A: If the chef had wanted snot sprinkled all over his dish, he would have put it there.
Joke #11189
Q: Why do cannibals prefer certain body parts to others?
A: I don’t nose; it’s hard to ex-spleen.
Joke #11186
Q: What do you call a nauseated game show host?
A: Upchuck Woolery.
Joke #11184
Q: Why was Spider-Man offended when the waiter brought his soup?
A: There was no fly in it.