Some guy offers another guy some Tagalong-brand Girl Scout cookies.
“I don’t like ’em,” he says. “They make me puke.”
“Who?” the other guy replies.
“The cookies or the girl scouts?”
Category Archives: (C) Sick Jokes
Joke #20949
Q: Why did the silly baker let mosquitoes bite him?
A: He wanted to make a cake from scratch.
Joke #20922
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: I have no ideer.
Joke #20906
Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A panda bear with measles.
Joke #20896
Q: Why did the prisoner want the measles?
A: So he could break out.
Joke #18573
Late one night I stopped at one of those 24-hour gas station mini-marts to get myself a fresh-brewed cup of coffee. When I picked up the pot, I could not help noticing that the brew was as black as asphalt and just about as thick.
“How old is the coffee you have here?” I asked the woman who was standing behind the store counter.
She shrugged. “I don’t know. I’ve only been working here two weeks.”
Joke #18350
Q: What has four wheels and diaper rash?
A: A baby in a shopping cart.
Joke #18303
Q: What did medieval cannibals eat for dinner?
A: Peasant Under Glass.
Joke #18282
Q: What’s a cannibal’s favorite snack?
A: Fri-toes.
Joke #18277
CANNIBAL TEACHER: “Why should hands be washed before eating?”
CANNIBAL STUDENT: “Who wants to eat dirty hands?”
Joke #18269
JUNIOR CANNIBAL: “What’s for dinner?”
MOTHER CANNIBAL: “We’re having company.”
Joke #18122
Q: What kind of exams do cannibals like?
A: Taste tests.
Joke #18121
Q: What happened to the cannibal who ate his teacher?
A: He had to cook with substitutes.
Joke #18118
Q: How are bad teeth like Thanksgiving turkeys?
A: They both need a lot of filling.
Joke #18058
Q: What do you call Australian animal after it gets run over by a truck?
A: A duck-billed splattypus.