Q: Whats the difference between 100 dead babies and two red corvettes?
A: I don’t have two red corvettes in my garage.
Category Archives: (C) Dead Baby Jokes
Joke #24622
Q: How do you fit 600 dead babies into a trunk?
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get 600 dead babies out of the trunk?
A: Doritos.
Joke #22008
Q: What’s brown, bubbling, and knocking on a window?
A: A black baby in the microwave.
Joke #21854
Q: What’s the difference between a truckload of watermelons and a truckload of black babies?
A: You can’t unload watermelons with a pitchfork!
Joke #21458
Q: If it annoys you, you nuke it. What is it?
A: A dead smelly baby.
Joke #21362
Q: What’s black and sits in the corner?
A: A dead baby goth.
Joke #5547
Q: Whats worse than smoking pot with a baby?
A: Making a bong out of it.
Joke #5546
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
A: Fucked
Joke #5545
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
A: Bob
Joke #5544
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on a beach?
A: Sandy
Joke #5543
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on your porch?
A: Matt
Joke #5542
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
A: Art
Joke #5541
Q: What’s the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A: You can’t hide dead babies in a gay man.
Joke #5540
Q: What’s red and goes round and round?
A: A baby in a garbage disposal.
Joke #5539
Q: What’s blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A: A baby with a punctured lung.