Q: When does ten plus ten equal fifteen?
A: When you add wrong.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #11671
Q: What’s the best way to catch a fish on another planet?
A: Have someone throw it at you.
Joke #11670
Q: What’s six feet long, is green and has eyes.
A: A Martian’s tennis shoes.
Joke #11669
Q: What four letters would frighten a timid visitor from space?
A: O I C U.
Joke #11668
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
A: To find Pluto.
Joke #11667
Q: What’s the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole?
A: All the difference in the world.
Joke #11666
Q: Why do astronauts wear red suspenders?
A: To hold their pants up.
Joke #11665
Q: What animal has two humps and is found on the moon?
A: A lost camel.
Joke #11664
Q: What did the little spacepods say when they were caught and put into the freezer?
A: Foiled again.
Joke #11663
Q: Why did the spaceman salute the TV set?
A: He saw it was General Electric.
Joke #11662
Q: What did the space creatures have for breakfast?
A: Unidentified frying objects.
Joke #11661
Q: Why did the rocket stop working?
A: Because it got fired.
Joke #11660
Q: What makes more noise than an alien in a bag?
A: Two aliens in a bag?
Joke #11659
Q: What does a space creature become after it is one year old?
A: Two years old.
Joke #11658
Q: Why did the space-mother keep her baby in the record player?
A: Because it had an automatic changer.