Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player?
A: A wide receiver.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #11779
Q: What do you get if you cross a wake-up call with a chicken?
A: An alarm cluck!
Joke #11778
Q: What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?
A: A wake-up call!
Joke #11777
Q: What do you get if you cross your telephone with a tape recorder and an alligator?
A: A snappy answering machine!
Joke #11763
Answer: Long distance!
Question: What’s the best way to talk to King Kong?
Joke #11762
Answer: Phone bill!
Question: What should you do when you want to talk to Bill?
Joke #11761
Answer: Area code!
Question: What do you call the secret language used in your area?
Joke #11749
Q: Where do burgers go to dance?
A: A meat ball.
Joke #11748
Q: What do whales like to chew?
A: Blubber gum.
Joke #11747
Q: Why did the spider cross the computer?
A: To get to his web site.
Joke #11746
Q: What starts with an “e,” ends with an “e,” and only has one letter?
A: An envelope.
Joke #11740
Irv: Can you telephone from the space shuttle?
Marv: Of course I can tell a phone from the space shuttle! The phone’s the one with the long cord!
Joke #11739
Q: What do you call a large person who constantly calls up people, pretending to be someone else?
A: A big phone-y!
Joke #11378
Q: How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?
A: You get a buzzy signal.
Joke #11737
Q: What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?
A: Bell-bottoms!