Q: Why do squirrels like to sit on telephone poles?
A: To stay away from the nuts on the ground!
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #11864
Q: How do little rattlesnakes call home?
A: Poison-to-poison.
Joke #11862
Q: Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line!
Joke #11860
Q: How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone?
A: Mellow.
Joke #11858
Q: How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?
A: Yellow?
Joke #11856
Q: How do molded fruit-flavored desserts answer the phone?
A: Jell-O?
Joke #11853
Q: How do angels answer the phone?
A: Halo?
Joke #11792
Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane?
A: A pilot, you racist!
Joke #11791
Q: What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
A: There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist’s head is so much bigger.
Joke #11789
Answer: Himalayan.
Question: In what position is a boy while he talks on the phone?
Joke #11788
Answer: Dial soap.
Question: How do you stop dirty phone calls?
Joke #11787
Answer: Hello? Hello? Hello?
Question: How does a three-headed secretary answer the phone?
Joke #11786
Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with a vacuum cleaner?
A: We don’t know what to call it, just don’t put it close to your ear!
Joke #11785
Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?
A: Ringworm!
Joke #11784
Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with a pelican?
A: A big bill.