Q: What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?
A: A party line!
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #11906
Q: How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?
A: Collect!
Joke #11905
Q: How does a baritone make phone calls?
A: Song distance!
Joke #11904
Q: How does a football player make phone calls?
A: On a touch-down phone.
Joke #11903
Q: What does a polar bear operator say?
A: “Glad I cold help you. Have an ice day!”
Joke #11902
Q: When does a horse talk on the phone?
A: Whinny wants to!
Joke #11901
Q: Why did Mrs. Yak call Mrs. Gnu after she’d just had twins?
A: To yak about the latest gnus.
Joke #11900
Q: What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?
A: He grew up to be a bellhop!
Joke #11899
Q: What did the proud telephone couple name their new quadruplets?
A: Annabelle, Arline, Cordelia, and Jack.
Joke #11898
Q: What did the little phone want to do when she grew up?
A: Join Ringling Brothers Circus!
Joke #11897
Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with a vampire?
A: A ring-a-ding ding bat!
Joke #11896
Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?
A: A smooth operator!
Joke #11895
Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with an Italian dinner?
A: Spaghetti and meat bells!
Joke #11894
Q: How can you tell if someone who’s having a temper tantrum is on the phone?
A: You get a tizzy signal!
Joke #11893
Q: How can you tell if someone who’s just had a perm is on the phone?
A: You get a frizzy signal!