Q: What street does a ghost live on?
A: A dead end.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #13338
Q: How do sheep get clean?
A: They take a Baa-aa-aa-th.
Joke #13337
Q: Why did the elephant decide not to move?
A: Because he couldn’t lift his trunk.
Joke #13336
Q: How do you double your money?
A: Fold it.
Joke #13335
Q: Why did the mouse sleep under the oil can?
A: So he wouldn’t squeak in the morning!
Joke #13334
Q: What kind of chain is edible?
A: A food chain.
Joke #13333
Q: How do billboards talk?
A: Sign language.
Joke #13332
Q: What are parents that you can see through?
A: Transparents.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: What does a little ghost call his mother and father?
A: His trans-parents!
Joke #13331
Q: What knows it’s A-B-C’s, but can’t see anything?
A: A dictionary.
Joke #13329
Q: What’s the funniest bone in your body?
A: The humerus.
Joke #13328
Q: Why did the potato go to France?
A: Because he wanted to be a French fry.
Joke #13327
Q: What do you call twin brothers?
A: A sunset.
Joke #13326
Q: What is a frog’s favorite game?
A: Hopscotch.
Joke #13325
Q: What did the hurricane say to the island?
A: I got my eye on you!
Joke #13324
Q: Is it ok to sleep on a full stomach?
A: I prefer sleeping on a bed.