Q: What is Dogland’s favorite book?
A: Captain’s Cur-ageous!
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #17455
Q: Which is the cats’ all-time favorite song?
A: Three Blind Mice!
Joke #17454
Q: Can a pet really be worth $500?
A: Yes, if it saves all its money!
Joke #17453
Q: What’s a good pet for a conceited actor?
A: A hamster!
Joke #17452
Q: How does a horse from Kentucky greet another horse?
A: With Southern Horsepitality!
Joke #17451
Q: How did our feline friend put the iceman out of business?
A: Cat got his tong(s)!
Joke #17450
Q: How do you catch a runaway dog?
A: Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!
Joke #17449
Q: How do you spell cat backwards?
A: C-a-t b-a-c-k-w-a-r-d-s!
Joke #17447
Q: What did the sidewalks say to the highway?
A: Excuse me, do you have the line?
Joke #17446
Q: Why did the policeman arrest the young cat?
A: Because of the kitty litter!
Joke #17445
Q: Why do cats sing in back alleys?
A: Well, that’s shoe-business!
Joke #17444
Q: Why do some of our canine friends prefer to stay home?
A: Because it’s a dog-eat-dog world out there!
Joke #17443
Q: Why don’t cats complain when other cats make noise all night?
A: Because it’s meow-sic to their ears!
Joke #17442
Q: Why did the dog feel as frisky as a puppy?
A: It got a new leash on life!
Joke #13832
Q: What kind of socks do pirates wear?
A: Arrrgyle socks.