Q: Which dog won’t do a bit of work?
A: A “Lhasa” bones!
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #17474
Q: Which dog sets a furious pace?
A: The rushin’ (Russian) wolfhound!
Joke #17472
Q: What dog is always good for a laugh?
A: A Chihuaha!
Joke #17471
Q: What terrier is like the little engine that could?
A: I think, a cairn!
Joke #17469
Q: What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
A: Wire-haired terriers, of course!
Joke #17467
Q: What dog kisses a lot?
A: The Greyhound — it’s always good for a “buss”!
Joke #17466
Q: What is an important aid in good grooming for pet mice?
A: Mousewash!
Joke #17465
Q: What is the height of bad manners?
A: Telling a pointer not to point!
Joke #17464
Q: What is another name for a cat’s home?
A: A scratch pad!
Joke #17463
Q: What is the all-time favorite Broadway musical in Dogland?
A: My Fair Laddie!
Joke #17461
Q: Who is the all-time favorite actress among pet lizards?
A: E-Lizard-beth Taylor!
Joke #17460
Q: Who’s your favorite TV star?
A: Dinah Saur!
Joke #17459
Q: Who was the dogs’ all-time favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!
Joke #17458
Q: What is the dog’s favorite city?
A: New Yorkie!
Joke #17457
Q: What is Dogland’s favorite TV show?
A: The (Merv) Griffon Show!