Q: What kinds of dogs are full of ticks?
A: Watch dogs!
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #17547
Q: In what state can you find the most little dogs?
A: In a state of pupulation growth!
Joke #17546
Q: What kind of fish can you find in a birdcage?
A: A perch!
Joke #17544
Q: What highly valued pet can you find at a dime store?
A: A goldfish!
Joke #17542
Q: Where can birds play professional baseball?
A: In the mynah leagues!
Joke #17541
Q: How do you stop a 10-pound parrot from talking too much?
A: Buy a 20-pound pussycat!
Joke #17540
Q: What holiday is strictly observed by all birds?
A: Feather’s Day!
Joke #17539
Q: Which vacation spot will really make your pet bird sing for joy?
A: The Canary Islands!
Joke #17538
Q: What kind of weather excites a pet duck?
A: Fowl weather, of course!
Joke #17527
Q: Which dogs come from Spain?
A: Cocker Spaniards!
Joke #17526
Q: What American City is least popular with our animal friends?
A: Fleadelphia!
Joke #17525
Q: What famous waterway is visited by many dogs?
A: The Panama Kennel!
Joke #17524
Q: Where do dogs love to go on vacation?
A: Kenneltucky!
Joke #17523
Q: What country do dogs love to visit?
A: Mongrolia!
Joke #17520
Q: Which pet is seen most often on TV?
A: Rabbit (ears)!