Q: What kind of bug keeps Santa Claus company?
A: Chimney (Jiminy) Cricket.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #18009
Q: Where do hornets go when they’re sick?
A: The waspital.
Joke #18008
Q: What did one owl say to the other owl at the party?
A: “This party’s a hoot!”
Joke #18007
Q: What do bees brush their hair with?
A: Honeycombs.
Joke #18006
Q: What do bumblebees wear to the beach?
A: Bee-kinis.
Joke #18005
Q: What did one sleepy pig say to the other sleepy pig?
A: “Stop hogging the blankets!”
Joke #18004
Q: What pig writes to another pig?
A: A pen pal.
Joke #18003
Q: How do you get rid of an alligator?
A: Call a fumi-gator.
Joke #18001
Q: What is the favorite fish of the Three Musketeers?
A: Swordfish.
Joke #17999
Q: Where do mother octopuses shop for clothes for their children?
A: Squids R Us.
Joke #17998
Q: Where do shellfish gamble?
A: At the Clams Casino.
Joke #17997
Q: What’s big, blows water from its spout, and turns up once every 76 years?
A: Whaley’s Comet.
Joke #17996
Q: Who’s the world’s greatest whale magician?
A: Moby Trick.
Joke #17995
Q: Who is the saddest whale?
A: Mopey Dick.
Joke #17994
Q: What do big white whales play cards with?
A: Moby Deck.