Q: Why did the tree surgeon buy another office?
A: He was branching out.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #18088
Q: What’s the best medicine for a sick hog?
A: Pig pen-acillin.
Joke #18087
Q: What do you get when you cross James Bond with a pharmacist?
A: License to pill.
Joke #18086
Q: How do you tell the difference between a Xerox machine and the flu?
A: One makes facsimiles and the other makes sick families.
Joke #18084
Q: What kind of doctors make fish look younger?
A: Plastic sturgeons.
Joke #18083
Q: Where do sick boats go?
A: To the dock-tor.
Joke #18082
Q: Where do sick fire trucks go?
A: To the hose-pital.
Joke #18081
Q: Why did the automobile cough?
A: It was car sick.
Joke #18066
Q: Why are elephants so smart?
A: Because they have a lot of gray matter.
Joke #18065
Q: Why did the elephant hang his trunk out the car window?
A: His turn signal was broken.
Joke #18064
Q: What’s gray, dives in the swimming pool and goes “Ow!”?
A: An elephant with chlorine in his eyes.
Joke #18063
Q: What animal likes to go to museums?
A: The artvark (aardvark).
Joke #18062
Q: What do pigs enjoy most about casinos?
A: The slop (slot) machines.
Joke #18061
Q: What would you get if you crossed a frog with a pig?
A: A wart hog.
Joke #18060
Q: Where do foster frogs come from?
A: Croaken homes.