Q: What could you give a kangaroo for his birthday that you couldn’t give a frog?
A: A pocket watch.
One liner jokes.
Q: What could you give a kangaroo for his birthday that you couldn’t give a frog?
A: A pocket watch.
Q: What do you call Australian animal after it gets run over by a truck?
A: A duck-billed splattypus.
Q: What kind of suit would you wear to a kangaroo wedding?
A: A jump suit.
Q: Where do lambs buy their clothes?
A: Lamb shops.
Q: What do termites eat for lunch?
A: Door jam (jamb) sandwiches.
Q: What do termites eat for lunch?
A: Coatmeal.
Q: What do goats eat for breakfast?
A: Goatmeal.
Q: Why did the goat go to McDonald’s?
A: To get a Kid’s Meal.
Q: What snakes like Raggedy Ann?
A: Cottonmouths.
Q: Why did the snake swallow the flashlight?
A: It wanted to shed some light.
Q: What kind of underwear do female snakes wear?
A: Co-bras.
Q: Why did Mother Cobra put powder on her babies?
A: To avoid viper (diaper) rash.
Q: What kind of snakes are useful in rainstorms?
A: Windshield vipers.
Q: Where does the king of the boa constrictors stay when he’s in Las Vegas?
A: Squeezer’s (Caesar’s) Palace.
Q: What would you get if you crossed linguine with a boa constrictor?
A: Spaghetti that winds itself.