Q: How are bad teeth like Thanksgiving turkeys?
A: They both need a lot of filling.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #18116
Q: What would you get if you crossed Novocaine with a skeleton?
A: A numbskull.
Joke #18115
Q: What do dentists like most about amusement parks?
A: Molar coasters.
Joke #18114
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: “This won’t hurt a byte.”
Joke #18113
Q: What’s big and scary and fills cavities?
A: Dentist the Menace.
Joke #18112
Q: Why wasn’t Eve afraid of getting the measles?
A: Because she already Adam.
Joke #18111
Q: What nursery rhyme camel had swollen glands?
A: Humpty Mumpty.
Joke #18110
Q: Who comes down the hospital chimney once a year and fills the stockings with bandages?
A: Santa Gauze.
Joke #18109
Q: What do good doctors and obedient dogs have in common?
A: They both know how to heal (heel).
Joke #18108
Q: Why did one witch doctor eat the other witch doctor?
A: Because it’s a doc-eat-doc (dog-eat-dog) world.
Joke #18106
Q: What’s a good remedy for squeaky infants?
A: Baby oil.
Joke #18105
Q: Why did the turtle see a psychiatrist?
A: He wanted to come out of his shell.
Joke #18104
Q: What did the book say to the therapist?
A: “I’m trying to find my shelf (myself).”
Joke #18103
Q: When should you take your computer to the doctor?
A: When it loses its memory.
Joke #18095
Q: What did the pint of cream say to the quart of milk?
A: “My curdle (girdle) is killing me!”