Q: What did the mad scientist say to Igor when he dropped the bottle of gray matter?
A: “You scatterbrain!”
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #18265
Q: What rock band do skeletons listen to?
A: The Rolling Bones.
Joke #18264
Q: Why was the Invisible Man heartbroken?
A: Because his girlfriend told him she couldn’t see him anymore.
Joke #18263
Q: Why did the Invisible Man go crazy?
A: Out of sight, out of mind.
Joke #18262
Q: What has one wheel and moves by itself?
A: The Invisible Man on a unicycle.
Joke #18261
Q: What would you get if you crossed a bike with a monster?
A: A vicious cycle.
Joke #18260
Q: How do you know when a monster’s not at home?
A: His answering machine is turned on.
Joke #18259
Q: What would you get if you crossed a goose with a 60-foot ape?
A: Honk Kong.
Joke #18258
Q: Why did King Kong wear a baseball glove to the airport?
A: He had to catch a plane.
Joke #18257
Q: Why did Captain Hook go to the thrift shop?
A: He wanted to find a second-hand bargain.
Joke #18256
Q: What did the crocodile say to Captain Hook?
A: He wanted to find a second-hand bargain.
Joke #18255
Q: Why did the superstitious sea captain refuse a cargo of duck feathers?
A: He didn’t want his ship to go down.
Joke #18254
Q: Why did Godzilla swallow the freighter loaded with cocoa beans?
A: He loved chocolate ships (chips).
Joke #18253
Q: Why did Godzilla wait till the end of the movie to eat the coin factory?
A: He thought it was an after-dinner mint.
Joke #18252
Q: What’s big and terrible and trips a lot?
A: Clodzilla.