Q: What do baby ships like after a nighttime story?
A: Someone to lug them into bed.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #18344
Q: What did the accountant do in the circus?
A: He juggled the books.
Joke #18343
Q: Why did the shy conductor stand with his back to the orchestra?
A: He couldn’t face the music.
Joke #18342
Q: Why did the limo driver leave his job after five years?
A: He had nothing to chauffeur (show for) it.
Joke #18341
Q: What did Snow White like to read to the dwarfs at night?
A: Short stories.
Joke #18340
Q: What do you call a fairy tale about a white frog who lives with a bunch of dwarfs?
A: Snow Wart.
Joke #18339
Q: What did Chicken Little say when the pig pen fell over?
A: “The sty is falling, the sty is falling!”
Joke #18338
Q: What did the dealer say to the deck of cards?
A: “I can’t deal with you anymore.”
Joke #18337
Q: Why are poisonous trees more dangerous than guard dogs?
A: Their bark is worse than their bite.
Joke #18336
Q: What kind of shoes do secret agents wear?
A: Hush Puppies.
Joke #18335
Q: What would you get if you crossed a dill with a thief?
A: A pickle-pocket.
Joke #18334
Q: Why was the dishwasher arrested?
A: For panhandling.
Joke #18333
Q: What do English teachers and judges have in common?
A: They both like long sentences.
Joke #18332
Q: What Oriental chef is also a detective?
A: Sherwok Holmes.
Joke #18331
Q: What detective is also a barber?
A: Sherlock Combs.