Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #5309
Q: How did the blonde die while raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
Joke #5305
Q: Why did the blonde have trouble going to the bathroom?
A: She’s not used to pulling down her own pants.
Joke #5304
Q: Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings?
A: So they can hang their feet up when they’re getting fucked.
Joke #5303
Q: How do know a blonde has been using your computer?
A: There’s white out all over the screen
Joke #5299
Q: Why did the blonde get chucked out of the M&M factory?
A: Because she threw out all the W’s!
Joke #5297
Q: A blonde and a brunette jump off a cliff. Who lands first?
A: The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions
Joke #5296
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and Titanic?
A: Not every one has seen Titanic.
Joke #5291
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 500, 1 to hold the lightbulb and 499 to turn the house
Joke #5290
Q: How do you know if a blonde’s been trying to send an e-mail?
A: There’s an envelope in the disc drive.
Joke #5289
There was a blonde coyote that got caught in a bear trap.
It chewed off three of its legs to get free and it was still stuck.
Joke #5287
Q: How do you kow a blonde is having a bad day?
A: She can’t find her pencil and her tampon is behind her ear
Joke #5286
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in a handicap zone.
Joke #5285
Q: What did the blonde say to her dad when she opened the box of Cheerios?
A: “Look daddy, donut seeds!”
Joke #5284
Q: Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
A: The blonde – she’s eighteen.